Why skiing isn’t for me: plan to arrive at 8:30 A for 9:30 A ski school. BP (for you newbies, that’s bitch, please). I’m on vacation. I don’t arrive an hour early for anything! Apply coats, scarves, hats, gloves. Arrive. Remove coats, scarves, hats, gloves. Stand in line. Sign waivers promising that I won’t sue […]