this is team muehe.




I’m a Gen X mom/wife/daughter/sister/friend/realtor/blogger. I don’t love to travel yet do it often. Like many of the other scrapbookers from the 90s, I now play Mah-Jongg and don’t care how you spell it. Curling up with a book isn’t necessarily my idea of a good time, but I cofounded a book club in my neighborhood and am the only one with perfect attendance.
I like wine but prefer vodka and am particular about both; I’m too old to drink cheap shit. Offer me a beer and I’ll unfriend your ass. I’m snarky, I’m sarcastic, and I cuss. A lot. I can use “fuck” in a sentence seven times and make it make sense.
I’m kind of opinionated and happy to share those thoughts with everyone – whether or not they ask. I’m a proud member of the grammar police, seldom wrong, and will argue to prove my point. I have a hard time making my facial expressions use their inside voice.
This is me and the blog that I write for me. You’re welcome to follow along – just know that I’ll likely piss you off at some point. Hopefully, you’ll find some of it relatable and therefore humorous. But, as I say, I’m not for everyone, y’all.