…because y’all asked for it

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If that is what you are looking for, you’ve come to the wrong place. I *am not* for everyone, y’all. I cuss. I drink. I don’t go to church but I do vote. I don’t follow sports unless it’s a game my girls are playing in. I’m kind of opinionated and I mastered the art of sarcasm at the age of 7. Like, I’m considered bilingual and it’s a gift that I’m happy to share with everyone. I’m *that* realtor that wears jeans in the winter and shorts in the summer to show homes. I’m a tad critical of other drivers and a proud member of the grammar police. I have celiac disease and am straight-up bitter about it. I’m seldom wrong and will argue to prove my point. I’m a huge fan of ‘Peanuts’ yet have never named a dog “Snoopy”. I have a hard time making my facial expressions use their inside voice. I am half-Scot and have tendency to tell people about it – even when they don’t ask. I’m not a huge fan of travel but do like to “make memories” with my fam. I can find the bad in *any* given situation; try me. I’m tall but I’m not *that* tall (we will leave weight at “the door” with religion and politics). I sang U2 songs to my girls when they were babies because, after all, I know all of the words to all of their songs. I have been married to my best friend for over twenty years and have two girls that I hope, will one day, be contributing members of society. If you can handle all (or, at least, most) of that, welcome. Otherwise, as my nav system frequently advises me, “make a legal u-turn now”.