Week one of #projecthomeschool is officially in the books and the second begun. For my students, I am concerned. At our current pace, my girls will go from Class of 2021 and 2024 to 2022 and 2025, respectively. Most days, they sleep until noon and drag themselves down the stairs around 2 PM, demanding “breakfast”. […]
Author: susanmuehe
it’s not a mexican beer virus, y’all
Y’all, I’d be willing to bet money that I’m one of the laziest people you know. So, when Coty suggested that we tack on Disney to our volleyball tournament in Orlando, I was less than thrilled. Disney with Coty means 20,000+ steps per day. Outside. With crowds. Stupid people. Scooters. Strollers. Snotty nosed children. In […]
’tis spring break, y’all!
In case y’all hadn’t heard, we are back at Walt Disney World. Yay. And, since I haven’t yet sorted how to blog from my phone, this post is coming to you live, via FB and will be pushed to teammuehe.com at a later date. #imnotforeveryoneyall The crowds of people at WDW for Spring Break have […]
…because y’all asked for it
What is a blog post? By definition, it is helpful, industry-specific content that that gives readers a useful takeaway and shows you’re an expert in the topic. If that is what you are looking for, you’ve come to the wrong place. I *am not* for everyone, y’all. I cuss. I drink. I don’t go to […]
we’ve got spirit, y’all
Y’all, when I attend sporting events at my girls’ schools, I make it clear who I am there to cheer for. If I am wearing burgundy (no, not maroon), I am there to support Victory Lakes. If you are not, sit elsewhere. Likewise, if I’m wearing royal blue, I’m in attendance to support and cheer […]
y’all know me, right?
Y’all, *I* am a memorable person. Between my dynamic use of sarcasm and my cherub-like demeanor, I’m a goddam joy to be around. Today, someone that I’ve met on *multiple* occasions introduced themself to me. Holding out their hand, “hi, I’m blah, blah, blah”. (And, yes, that is exactly what I heard; I tuned their […]
it was downright magical, y’all – part two
In the words of the great Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire, “brace yourself, Effie”. This is a long post. We arrived at the ship without issue on Sunday; and, I managed to not kill anyone. Disney really does do the check-in process better than others so we were onboard the ship in record time and […]
it was downright magical, y’all – part one
For those of you that have been waiting to hear a review from your #sisterinsarcasm, here it is. Oh, and be warned, I use foul language. I was raised by a sailor and Scot so really didn’t stand a chance. ??♀️ I’ll try to be better. #notreally We arrived at the Gates of Hell – […]
I’m not outdoorsy, y’all
Why skiing isn’t for me: plan to arrive at 8:30 A for 9:30 A ski school. BP (for you newbies, that’s bitch, please). I’m on vacation. I don’t arrive an hour early for anything! Apply coats, scarves, hats, gloves. Arrive. Remove coats, scarves, hats, gloves. Stand in line. Sign waivers promising that I won’t sue […]